Wednesday, July 01, 2009

O Ya, I am A ChiCk MaGnET

Dear Pleasantly Plump women,

Although I am indeed newly single. Please, give me some time to grieve and recover from my loss. I am currently not taking any applications for TEAM NAKED INDIAN, and the there is no sure fire Dead line for when I will start taking applications.
I have heard that Bigger chicks do more stuff, but I'm just not in a safe mental place right now to give you the attention you deserve and or need.
Yes I am talking to you CVS counter girl and you Wal Mart Counter girl, I am free, but not interested in dating at this time.
And the emails and pix have to stop ladies, can you just give me some time to recover, just a little bit of time, a month or two, I know your just wanting to scoop me up with your pleasantly plump greedy little hands, but I need time.

Thanks for your support,

The NaKeD InDian

3 comments:

  1. Now that's hilarious...

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  2. Fine, I'll stop sending text messages, but not the pics of me on the beach in my two piece

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  3. everyone needs a little love sometimes.

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