Wednesday, February 03, 2010

My RuSSiaN GiRlFriEnD Part 2

LOL,

My blog got the most hits yesterday cause of this article.

SEEMS that my Russian Girlfriend is not faithful as she writes the same letters she writes me to thousands of men.

In fact, I knew what she was going to write before she wrote it since I had found many sites with the information as to the order of emails she sends.

The reason I can be so keen on all this is because the little tracking bar at the bottom right tells me who comes to the site and what they were looking for and how they got h ere. I have learned alot about how people get to my blog, its quite interesting.

Regardless, although this is all phony and the communication and the intentions are all fake, the pictures are SO GOOD TO LOOK AT LMAO!

I truly wonder, who is the girl I am looking at and who is the fat Russian bear sitting behind a computer trying to hustle a broke American.

The subject of today's letter was: Hopefully Your future girlfriend!!!

Hello dear Karlos! I think I'm a lucky girl to meet such good man as you in Internet!
I like your photo very much and I can look at you without any stop!!!!
I hope I will be lucky enough to meet you in the real life soon! Yesterday I told my mom about you.
She said that now she doesn`t worry about me as before becaus
e now she knows you are a kind
man and can help me if I need your help. You can show me y
our city and tell me more about the life over there!
I think I didn't write you I like cooking. I can cook some Russian
dishes for you! Pelmeni, vareniki, blini, borsch, okroshka! You will like it! Besides Russian cuisine I like Italian and Mexican. I love spaghetti and pizzza!!!!! mmmmmmm !I can't live without it! I like Mexican food because it's very spicy, although I don't cook Mexican dishes too often.I've been told my cooking is very tasty! I like to cook cakes. My favorite is cheese-cake with raspberry! You know... when I talk about food I'm getting hungry ))) I eat everything and I don't like any diets but usually I don't eat after 7 pm.This helps me not to be fat! I can cook many tasty things for you when we meet! Sometimes I like to listen to music.I like almost all kind of Music and my favourite one is pop music and classical. You know.. almost all Russian men are like bears!
They are so rude, they can't be nice and polite, they don't want to have a family. I think you are not like them.
I like to go to the cinema! I really like to watch a good movie with
my friends. 50 percents of movies in our cinemas are Russian and about 50 American. Actually my favorite actor is Johnny Depp and I like all movies with him.
I've watched Pirates of the Carribean (part 3) some time ago! I think the third part is not as good as the first part. Have you seen it? Could you recommend me any movie so I can watch it? What is your favorite movie and actor?
Soooooooooooooooo......... what else could I say? Sometimes I go to the theatre but not often.
There is only one small theatre in my city and there is nothing in
teresting.
If I want to watch a good play I should go to the nearest big city, there sometimes can come some famous Russian actors and dancers but I can't go there often because it's qui
te expensive.
I want you to know small things about my life, because it will show you who I am.
Ok, I think I will finish my e-mail for today and I should go h
ome to cook some food for my mom and brother!

Vladlena

Here is where you can get involved and help.

Where to go with it now? Do I bust HIM for his lies Or do I keep it going and get more pictures, OR do I see how outrageous and unattractive of things I can see and yet keep HIS interest going.

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Take care,

Laters,

The NaKeD InDiaN

1 comment:

Abby said...

OMG, this is too funny.

"I like your photo very much and I can look at you without any stop!!!!"<-- I think that's one of my new favorite quotations.

I have no idea what you should do.