Tuesday, February 02, 2010

My RuSSiaN GiRlFriEnD

This Con artist is elaborate and well planned.

Everyday, this individual, man or woman or hacker who knows is writing Faithfully.

In fact, I plan to keep writing to IT to keep this very entertaining Rouse going as much as possible, in fact it's so entertaining that I am going to spark a new BLOG series around this whole scam...LOL...

Here is what she wrote me today:

Hello Karlos!!! This is me again!
I think I should write you more things about me, I hope it will be interesting for you to know me better!
My birthday is 21 of June 1982. I am Gemini. I'm 167 cm tall (5.6) and 51 kg weight. I don't know exactly
my bust-waist-hips measurements, I don't have a reason to measure it because I think it's OK and my body is
proportionate )) I am a christian and on Sundays I go to Church. I've never been married, don't have kids but I
love them and they love me! I don't smoke, drink occasionally. My favourite color is blue. As for my family - I live
with my mother and my brother. My mother is 48 years old, he
r name is Valentina, I love her very much. I have a sister, her name is Zoya, she is already married and she lives with her husband. I also have a younger brother, his name is Maksim.He is very clever and he wants to be a naval officer like our father. My father was a great person, he was courageous and brave. He is an ideal man for me. My father died in auto crash 7 months ago... My mum cried but now she is ok, she will never meet another man because my father was the only man in her life and now her aim in life is to grow up our brother. It was my mother's idea to try to work to another country. She loves me very much and she thinks that its impossible to earn good money in russia. My mother read many stories about girls who found their happiness abroad and now she wants me to do the same. As I wrote you I live in Russia, the name of my town is Krasnoufimsk it is situated in Sverdlovskaya Obl. (District). It will be great if you also tell me some interesting facts about your city. I don`t remeber if I told you or not but I graduated from Ekaterinburg University two years ago, Economy faculty but I don't work on my specialization because I can't find a good job here in economy sphere, my city is so small. I don`t use any translators and I can speak and write English well. I write my emails from Internet cafe, we have a computer but no Internet. If you want I can call you when we get to know each other better it would be nice to talk to you. Today I'm going to tell my mother about you, I'm sure she will be happy I've met someone over there who can show me around! I hope you are not getting bored to read my emails? It's a pity there is no messenger here, so we can talk only using e-mails... My address here is Russia, Krasnoufimsk, Dokychaevaya street 12, flat 57, zip code: 623300. So now you have a representation of who I am....I just can tell you I enjoy life and I try to live to the fullest, I like to try new things.
I'm very tender, caring, artistic, faithful, decent person. Sometimes I can be not well organized, I think everybody
had it's own minuses and pluses. I don't look any special q
ualities in a man. I just hope he will be faithful to me
and ready to create a happy family with me and I will do everything to make him happy. I'm looking for a soulmate!
Do you look for any special qualities?
Bye!
Vladlena
P.S. Forgot to say I'm sending a pic with my sister, my father and me (2 years ago).


I am left wondering who's profile or web site is he poaching to get such good matching pics. OMG. This is so funny. Today is a double post day as I got a new Episode coming up.

Take Care,

Laters,

The NaKeD InDiaN

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL.. this is halarious... I Have the exact same email... including photos... although your a day behind me LOL... Here should be your next one...

Hello dear Thomas! I think I'm a lucky girl to meet such good man as you in Internet!
I hope I will be lucky enough to meet you in the real life soon! Yesterday I told my mom about you.
She said that now she doesn`t worry about me as before because now she knows you are a kind
man and can help me if I need your help. You can show me your city and tell me more about the life over there!
I think I didn't write you I like cooking. I can cook some Russian dishes for you! Pelmeni, vareniki, blini, borsch, okroshka!
You will like it! Besides Russian cuisine I like Italian and Mexican. I love spaghetti and pizzza!!!!! mmmmmmm !
I can't live without it! I like Mexican food because it's very spicy, although I don't cook Mexican dishes too often.
I've been told my cooking is very tasty! I like to cook cakes. My favorite is cheese-cake with raspberry! You know...
when I talk about food I'm getting hungry ))) I eat everything and I don't like any diets but usually I don't eat after 7 pm.
This helps me not to be fat! I can cook many tasty things for you when we meet! Sometimes I like to listen to music.
I like almost all kind of Music and my favourite one is pop music and classical. You know.. almost all Russian men are like bears!
They are so rude, they can't be nice and polite, they don't want to have a family. I think you are not like them.
I like to go to the cinema! I really like to watch a good movie with my friends. 50 percents of movies in our cinemas are Russian
and about 50 American. Actually my favorite actor is Johnny Depp and I like all movies with him.
I've watched Pirates of the Carribean (part 3) some time ago! I think the third part is not as good as the first part. Have you seen it?
Could you recommend me any movie so I can watch it? What is your favorite movie and actor?
Soooooooooooooooo......... what else could I say? Sometimes I go to the theatre but not often.
There is only one small theatre in my city and there is nothing interesting.
If I want to watch a good play I should go to the nearest big city, there sometimes can come some famous Russian actors
and dancers but I can't go there often because it's quite expensive.
I want you to know small things about my life, because it will show you who I am.
Ok, I think I will finish my e-mail for today and I should go home to cook some food for my mom and brother!

Vladlena

PS I'm sending more pics this time! They were taken in Sochi one year ago.

this time there are 4 pictures... one of her in a pool.. one from a restaurant one from a toy store with a bunch of stuffed animals.. and then her laying by the pool in a swimsuit...

I thought from the beginning these were a scam.. but i played along.. till i could find something...

Karlos said...

YUP spot on LMAO!!!

Bucklers01 said...

Hey guys,

I am doing the same bullshit with this guy, same photos, same emails. I am playing along right now, I am at the airport part. I cant wait until they ask for money. I have a great ending for them. Anyway just looking for some feedback... what was the outcome for you guys????

Unknown said...

That guy doesn't have the smile of a father!!
I'm only on the letter of her cooking abilities with pictures in Sochi. And their using the name Katia AKA Ekaterina.