It is with great regret that I have to inform you that I must kick your ass the last weekend of this month.
I know, I know you are not accustomed to getting your but kicked and rarely if ever do you see there is something you cannot complete or accomplish.
I understand completely. Yes I am aware that you are a GIANT, standing at 6 feet 8 inches tall you probably would of made a better basketball player then endurance cyclist. And I Know you allegedly have no off switch, but there was this one time, I saw you suffering, or was it two times???
Sure, I have grown tired of setting up this defeat now for months and months. Constantly playing possum around you to lure you into this epic battle is a mischievious and deceitful tactic I have had to endure for much too long. Now I will just have to let the dog out and crush your spirits and hopes of becoming the first ever HURACAN CHAMPION. It's like I explained to you and Mike in Pisgah. These type of events take a COMBINATION of skills. And although I recognize your Gigantic Talents, its the combination of skills that you have yet to develop that will impede you from defeating me.
It's ok, you will have a chance at Redemption at the CFiTT, and there is no shame in second place, although I hear that is the first loser, so in theory you will be first at something no matter what right? That should motivate you to some extent.
In fact, when you see my kit on the starting line, that is when the defeat will begin for you but it wont end there. I will let you gain a comfortable lead and then when you least expect, pass you as I dance on the pedals smiling and singing a two live crew song.
Keep hope alive brother and keep doing your best,
Sincerely,
The NaKeD InDiaN
CFiTT CHAMPION
2 comments:
Dear Karlos,
Your letter was so lovely. Such an interesting story, and you tell it so well.
No one takes the time any longer to actually write letters. It's a fading relic of our past world. Ah, but we must move on from the past.
Sort of like the stories of yesteryear. Irrelevant, dusty and touch out of balance with modern reality. David and Goliath... what a great tale. Of course you realize it's a tale. Giants can't really be defeated. That's based in science.
I will enjoy seeing your “kit”. I always like looking over your attempts at preparedness.
My constitution is iron clad, my heart is without hate, and my will is unbroken as a circle is without end.
Day and night are but yen and yang of existence. I'm the mutual and intertwined opposite to complement your position within the existence known as EOTH. Victor in light to your defeat in darkness.
Have a lovely evening and rest well.
-goliath
Karlos
I Have to agree with 就是你 ..You really stirred up the hornets nest now..
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