Monday, February 01, 2010

PSA ONLiNe DaTinG, the DanGeRs and ComEdy Of It ALL...

So, before I get to the best of the episodes yet, I wanted to take a moment to warn or share some of the funny things I have observed and the Dangers I have witnessed in the Online dating game.

First thing, which I think is Hilarious, is the pictures some of the women put up. FOR some reason, they are HUGE on that Derek Zoolander Blue Steel look. In fact, its perhaps the most popular type of FACE that you will see on Sites all over...

Next thing that happens and it happens alot is the Internet porn girls. They will do what they can to get your personal email and try to solicit you to join there junior fledgling pornographic sites.

THE WORST is the Girl who lives in Africa, who is either in the business of selling precious jewels OR in the Business of working in Sales who is an ORPHAN who is PERFECTLY beautiful, who is looking for a good man.

These are a dead give away cause the English is horrible, they cant keep up with their own lies within the context of one email and what they try to do is get either enough personal information to rob your identity OR attempt to ask you to send them money.

It's hilarious and obvious that its someone faking, cause the profile info wont match the picture. One girl said her ethnicity was African American, but her pic was that of a blond her blue eyed Caucasian woman.

This happens all the time, and when I got one, I usually will send them emails writing the worst things I can think of writing someone cause I know that no matter what I write, they will respond in a kind manner and be totally accepting.

As we speak I have a pen pal in Russia, who claims she is moving over here soon and is looking for a friend to show her around.

As expected this girl is AMAZING Looking. BUT, I know its a con. I wrote her back, telling her that unless she speaks to me in person or over the phone I am not interested at all.

SO I will keep you posted as seeing where that one goes.

Its INSANE how criminals are constantly working to try and take advantage of someone and exploit the weak and the lonely. Fortunately, I am NONE OF THOSE things so No fooling me.

LOL

Who woulda thunk it,

Take Care,

Teh NaKeD InDiaN

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